pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn


"You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it." - RIP Robin Williams, July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014

"You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it." - RIP Robin Williams, July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014

"'I no longer wish to be loved childishly. I want to be loved with the strength and charm of maturity. I don’t want to be smothered by the fear of jealousy and insecurities. I don’t want a relationship based solely upon shutting the world out and locking each other in. I want to be somewhere where I can breathe. Where, even in the midst of a million people with a million heartbeats surrounding me, I can still know the sound or even play the tune, or nod my head to the rhythm of the one I call “home.” I want to call you home."
Unknown (via mrvonnegut)

ruinedchildhood:

The new Disney intro looks great.

seven deadly daughters
seven deadly daughters

lookedlikelaughing:

the last time i spoke to my mother
i told her you were the one
and me i was a seed in the wind
maybe the fizz or the sin
in your champagne hair.

now it’s clean emails
saying ‘you’re falling down’
and ‘if you’re thinking about
killing yourself…’ well I get
the idea, it’s been a dark summer,

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend